10. "The coffee machine is broken..."
9. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..."
8. "Whew: Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new program."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminat- ing against people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn!" Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
And the #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK...
"...in Jesus' name. Amen."