* Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
* Your getting old when you get the same sensation
from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller
coaster.
* One of life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of
candy can make a person gain five pounds.
* Every time I think about exercise, I lie down till the
thought goes away.
*My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
*God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
*It's frustrating when you know all the answers and nobody
bothers to ask you the questions.