He stormed out to the gate where Peter was at his workstation, checking the day's intake.
"You've failed again, Simon Peter," said the Lord.
"What have I done now? asked Peter.
"You let a lot of people in who don't belong"
"I didn't do it," said Peter.
"Well then, who did?"
"You won't like it," Peter said.
"Just tell me anyway," said the Lord.
Peter said, "When I turn them away from the front gate, they go around to the back door and your Mother lets them in!"
