INCENSE: Holy Smoke
JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.
MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN: Parish information, read only during the homily.
CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.
JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good
basketball teams.
PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches.
RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by
parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.