Ladies and gentlemen I would Now like to finish
with a simple Ode to Peter & Michelle...
I would like to offer congratulations
On the termination of yer isolation
and may I express an appreciation
of yer determination
to end the desperation and frustration
which has caused so much consternation
in giving ye the inspiration
to make a combination
to bring about an accumulation
to the population
A policeman stops an old woman on a busy highway for speeding. He steps up
to the car and asked the woman for her drivers license.
She says, I don't have one because it was taken away from me for speeding.
The officer says, "then let me see your registration."
"I don't have a registration," she says, "because I stole the car from a
guy last night. In fact, I murdered him and stuck him in the trunk!"
The officer very much alarmed sends for a back-up. Shortly three squad cars
pull up and the police surround her car.
One of the officers approached the lady and said, "I have heard some unsettling
things from the officer that stopped you. Let me see your drivers license!"
The lady shuffles in her purse and pulls out her drivers license.
Then he asked her for her registration and again she goes through her purse
and presents the registration to the car.
The officer says, "the officer that stopped you said that you didn't have a
license or registration and had a body in the trunk of the car."
She laughed and said, "I suppose he told you I was speeding too."