This guy goes into his dentist's office, because
of pain in his mouth.
After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims,
"Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has
nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?"
"Well…" The guy says, "the only thing I can think
of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this
stuff on it ...
Hollandaise sauce she called it ... and doctor, I'm
talking' DELICIOUS!
I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since
then I've been putting it on everything… meat, fish, toast, vegetables...
you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise
sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive.
It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate,
but made out of chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows that, "There's no plate like
chrome for the Hollandaise!"